Animal Party
I was home one Saturday night
just mindin' my own business
when I heard a knockin' on the door
I said who's there?!
I said who's there?!
Hey! Mr. Pig!
What you doin' back from France?
What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?
Then out of my window
came three chickens going cluck-cluck
And I said what the-- *ba-cock!*
Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do
Open the door
come on in
Let the animal party begin
So there I was in my house
with twelve chickens
three elephants
five pigs
eight monkeys
two cows
and a zebra.
They were all dancin' around
doin' the such and such
When someone knocked on my door again
Pizza!
Who's there?!?
Pizza!
I said Who's there?!?
Pizza man!
What?!
Who the hell ordered pizza!?
Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do
Open the door
come on in
Let the animal party begin
