Letra 'Bart the general' de 'The Simpsons' traducida al español

Bart: i got a b in arithmetic.
army: i got a b in arithmetic.
bart: would have got an a but i was sick.
army: would have got an a but i was sick.
bart: we are rubber, you are glue.
army: we are rubber, you are glue.
bart: it bounces off of us and sticks to you.
army: it bounces off of us and sticks to you.
bart: sound off.
army: one! two!
bart: sound off!
army: three!! four!!
bart: in english class i did the best.
army: in english class i did the best.
bart: because i cheated on the test.
army: because i cheated on the test.
bart: sound off.
army: one! two!
bart: i canand't hear you!
army: three!! four!!
bart: we are happy, we are merry.
army: we are happy, we are merry.
bart: we got a rhyming dictionary.
army: we got a rhyming dictionary.
bart: sound off.
army: one! two!
bart: one more time!
army: three! four!
bart: bring it on home now!
army: one! two! three! four!
one! two! ... three-four!