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Bloodhound Gang
A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying


I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin'for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit OfThe Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


Well, faster than you can say, andquot;shallow graveandquot;,
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' myballs
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, andquot;Well that's a coincidencedarlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer.andquot;
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed likeMinnie Pearl.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies cometrue.
So I says, andquot;Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus'stummy-tum?andquot;
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of andquot;Throbandquot;,
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon ofmoo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Bloodhound Gang
A Lap Dance es mucho mejor cuando el Stripper llora


Yo estaba más solo que Kunta Kinte en un concierto de Merle Haggard
Esa noche di un paseo en el Hump tío Cojico amor Palacio lookin'for.
Había sido un tiempo.
De hecho, trescientos sesenta y cinco habían llegado y se fue
ya que la Huida a medianoche cerdo haulin 'a la ciudad de Shakey en I-10.
Yo había recogido este autoestopista que se galones sudando
a través de un par de Daisy Duke de corte y una de esas frutas deEl Telar tanque-tops.
Bueno, esa noche me perdí de labios de color rojo rubí,
de color blanco lechoso de piel y los ojos azules del bebé.
Nombre era Russell.


Sí, un baile erótico es mucho mejor cuando la stripper está llorando "
Sí, un baile erótico es mucho mejor cuando la stripper está llorando "
Pues me parece muy emocionante
Cuando me rechina contra de su voluntad
Sí, un lap dance es mucho mejor cuando la stripper está llorando "


Bueno, antes de que puedas decir, andquot; graveandquot superficial;,
esta cosa bonita se me acerca y empieza a myballs kneadin '
como los huevos duros en un calcetín.
Dijo que se llamaba Bambi y yo le dije, andquot; Bueno, eso es un "coincidencedarlin,
Porque yo estaba pensando acerca de skinnin "que como un deer.andquot;
Bueno, ella sonreía, tenía alrededor de un

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